19 Hilarious Things Kids Actually Said To Their Parents

Kids say what they think (and sometimes their honesty is a little too blunt). Here are some hilarious things kids actually said to their parents:

1. This kid has some serious connections

Kids say the darnedest things ? #notesfromkids

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2. "I love you ... but most of all, I love Rainbow Dash"

Grace is our lover in the family. She is constantly writing little notes to us and gives the best hugs! Today's note was pretty funny letting Marc and I know that Rainbow ? Dash will always be first. #notesfromafirstgrader #sevenyearolds #twinsisters #funnythingskidssay

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3. At least he's being honest

#notesfromkids #mademyday

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4. Kids are so innocent

My kids, got to love ❤ them! #funnythingskidssay #kids

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5. Kids get tired, too

#monday #notesfromkids

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6. Kids pick up on your slang

What'd I do now??!!! - Note from my 7yo. ?? #lifeWithKids #kids #NotesFromKids

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7. "What would happen if we didn't have lips?"

Beastly: What would happen if we didn't have lips? . Me: I'm not really sure. It would probably be very difficult to eat. Why do you ask? . Beastly: I dunno. I was just thinking bout it. . #beastly #whereareyourlips #thingskidssay #imagination #thinker

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8. "Do not disturb"

I can't tell you how much I love this❤️ #kidsnotes #nyckids #kidwriting

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9. You won't have to tell this kid twice to put their shoes on

#TIMEMANAGEMENT #PARENTING #KIDSNOTES #BEDTIME #JOCELYNE

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10. Giving God parenting advice

Larry with some solid advice. #notesfromkids #funnychristian

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11. Even when they're mad at you, they know they still need you

Sent Little Miss to room, this was slid under door 5 minutes after. Haha

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12. "Mom, are these pigeons waiting for the train, too?"

Cracks me up every time I see it!! ?? #snapchat #pigeonswaitingforthetrain #newstreetstation #funnythingskidssay #lifewitha3yearold #innocense #ornithophobia

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13. There's no mom like your own

#noteformum #kidsnotes #note #mummy #kidsarefunny #momsarethebest #noteformom

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14. "There are boogers in your ear"

"There are boogers in your ear." Welllll thanks Dr. C.

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15. This looks suspicious

notes from kids sleepover night #kidsnotes #kidswriting

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16. We have a little Sherlock Holmes here

Ella knows too much. #kidsnotes #kids #elementaryschool #note

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17. This kid is putting in his order

Enjoying every stage of my kids life .. This right here reminds me to live in the moment...cutest note ever for field trip #thxmommy#doretose#batzboys#kidsnotes#fieldtrip#kidsinnocence#myteam

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18. You can?

Found this golden nugget in the bathroom today, should I be wary? #kidsnotes #bathroomnotes

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19. Kids are a handful, but at the end of the day, we are reminded why it's all worth it

Day 12 - It's the little things. #lmaaugust #notesfromkids #rewarding

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