I don't know why you would ever want to use any of these. But dads do. I apologize in advance.
Here they are:
1. Just pull over please
2. Why
3. Stahhp
4. No more
5. Don't
6. Please
7. That's it
8. I'm done
9. I quit
10. It does
11. Ha ... ha
12. And there was never a reply
13. How long has he been waiting for this moment?
14. Thanks, Dad
15. That poor child
16. Quickly climbing the list of reasons marriages fail
17. This one isn't so bad
18. This one is
19. Gets up, leaves