If you find yourself eating soggy chicken nuggets and chewed up apple slices, chances are you are a parent of small children. You know how it feels when you realize that a little person has taken a sip of your drink and backwashed. Or the way a graham cracker tastes when it has been sucked on by a teething baby. Gone are the days of dining at fancy restuarants or simply eating anything that hasn't been previously touched, sucked on or chewed.

For all of you new parents, here are some tips for mastering the basics of table scrap eating. For all you old, wise and experienced parents, here is a video that will take you back to the good old days (or not so good old days) of crushed goldfish and mushed peas.