It's that time of year again.

You guessed it, Black Friday.

Mashed-potato-and-stuffing-filled people are all headed out to wait in 3 hour-long lines and face rush-hour-esque aisles of shopping carts in the hope of a waffle iron at half price. So if you decide to brave the day yourself, these the people you're going to meet:

The Sleep Deprived

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After staying up all night basting the turkey, these people have decided to make a clean 48 hours of it and head over to the department store instead of bed.

The Entitled

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Keep your eyes on these guys. They're the people who are too good to wait in any kind of line and aren't above snatching things from your cart because they're worth it.

The Justice Police

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No sleet or snow or dark of 4 am will prevent these people from enforcing the moral law on other shoppers.

The Professional

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Faster, stronger, higher is the mantra of this group. They've been training for this day all year, and they're each planning on bringing home the gold medal.

The Hoarder

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They don't need it, but it's on sale, so they're buying it.

Crazy Children

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Their parents made a bad life decision by dragging these pie-hungover kiddos out of bed at 3 in the morning to make everyone's Black Friday just a little more special.

The Newbie

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It's their first time experiencing the new world of Black Friday. Not only do they have abnormal amounts of excitement, but they have no idea what they're up against.

At the end of the day, if you're brave enough to face these, chances are, you're also one of them.

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