A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.

— Dawn O'Porter (@hotpatooties) March 15, 2012

[phone w/ fiancé]
Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right?
"As long as its black, why?"
*wearing batsuit* No reason

— Thynebear (@Thynebear) July 12, 2015

me, seeing a wedding venue: how much do you cost
wedding venue: can u refinance your kidneys
me: oh
venue: we offer excellent interest rates

— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) December 28, 2015

GF: "you're so childish"
me: "it's my day too linda"
[we sit in silence]
wedding planner: "so is that a yes or a no on the bouncy castle?"

— k e e t (@KeetPotato) July 31, 2015

Are people supposed to enjoy planning a wedding? Because so far this seems like an awful lot of work.

— Victoria Bick (@VicBick) February 22, 2016

I really need to go wedding dress shopping and like book my venue, but even trying to plan one of the best days of my life I procrastinate

— Savanna Huss (@Savanna12005) February 22, 2016

"I'm getting married today!" pic.twitter.com/8EpEJhHqDI

— F"¢R"¢I"¢E"¢N"¢D"¢S Tweets (@FRIENDSshowsays) February 29, 2016

My moms reply when I sent her a picture of my wedding dress I just made. pic.twitter.com/C3upPEHFHd

— sydney (@s_raex) February 23, 2016

If my makeup isn't done right on my wedding day, I'm rescheduling.

— Alissa Lee (@alissa_lee98) February 23, 2016

Sometimes I wonder who's going to come to my wedding or like be my maid of honor cuz like I have 3 friends

— hailey (@HaileenaRenee) February 23, 2016

In my dream world, my wedding is planned, I sing like @Adele, and this Taco Bell I'm eating is good for me.

— Trisha Schelk (@TrishaSchelk) February 23, 2016

I'm too pale to wear white so idk how my wedding is gonna go

— äłęxíš (@AyeGibbs) February 23, 2016

at this rate i'll have about 4 people at my wedding

— valerie (@valeriefording) February 23, 2016

If I don't look like a princess on my wedding day I'm not walking down the aisle

— Anna (@AnnaAntuono) February 23, 2016

Me to dad: "You're not preaching my wedding..." Dad: "Yes I am, I've already asked myself." .....oh ok ?

— Ashley Clingan (@ashleyclingan12) February 23, 2016

Painted my nails in the car on the way to my rehearsal dinner... In my car. #bridegoals

— Wine & Spirits Daily (@WineSpiritDaily) September 4, 2015

Feeling like a champ after resisting these bad boys at work!! Still, can't stop staring!! ? #weddinggoals pic.twitter.com/3ksOL3tG8a

— Shirleen Flynn (@ShirleenFlynn) February 26, 2016