Women always project this prim and proper image when they step outside but there's a secret that's lurking in the dark. These are secrets so deep you'll need a shovel to dig out into the open. Most of them, we have to warn you, are gross. It's so gross that a lot of women don't even want anybody to know they are guilty of doing it.
So, folks, we give you, 7 gross things women secretly do:
1. Wash bras when they start to smell
That's right. The majority of the female population from around the world is just too lazy to wash their bras on a regular basis. It's typically the last set of garment that gets thrown into the laundromat because of its size. It's actually so easy to forget that they were even there in the first place. It's cumbersome to wash and very conspicuous to hang. Bras also need a lot of space to dry.
2. Pick their nose
You will never see a proper lady pick her nose; in public anyway. Everybody picks their nose from time to time. It's something natural, and there's nothing horrible about it. A woman picking her nose in public however is an unnatural sight. This is why most ladies would do their business in the privacy of their own bathrooms or in a locked toilet.
3. Eating food that fell on the floor
Ladies are expected to behave a certain way especially when it comes to handling food. This includes the way they take bites, the way they sip coffee, and how they handle situations where food falls off their plate. Both men and women have been brought up to know that a food that lands on the floor should be ignored because it's unsanitary. Secretly though, women are just like men when it comes to something that they like to eat. They will pick it up and eat it because it's that good. It's also hard for them to go through all the effort of getting a new piece.
4. Sniff armpits when no one's looking
Women and armpit sniffing is as rare as the dodo. It just doesn't happen. Or so we thought. In reality women also sniff their armpits secretly from time to time. It's either to determine whether or not they smell nicer than usual, or to check if choosing not to shower today is obvious. Men are more used to doing this in the presence of other people but its mortifying for women.
5. Not taking a shower especially during weekends
For one reason or another women are also secretly into not taking showers- especially during the weekends. There are a lot of different variables that put the ladies in this kind of mood. They are either too cranky to take a bath, they could be so engrossed in whatever they are doing, or it's just too cold to take a shower. What matters, as far as this article is concerned, is that they secretly do this gross activity as much as men do it. There's no factual numbers but they could be doing it more often than men if you think about it.
6. Farting
A humorous urban legend states that women do not pass gas. That is a big lie because they fart too. Women are human beings so they will fart from time to time. The big difference is that while men do it as grossly and as loudly as possible, women choose to do it quietly. There's no shame in farting, it's as human as yawning or shivering but again the notion is just jarring.
7. Wearing the same jeans for months and passing it off as an identical pair
Teenagers are prone to do this one. Imagine wearing the same pair of jeans for months on end. Boys do that, but girls can take it to the next level. Girls and even young adult females would just spray on the best perfume all over that piece of clothing and tell other people that it's a new pair while smiling devilishly and thinking "Gotcha!"
There are many gross things that women secretly do that the world isn't too keen on knowing. What's important is that it grounds women and shows society that it's an equal opportunity world when it comes to being secretly gross.